Introducing WalkingBed Pro Max REM Edition

Walk in your sleep. Literally.

You work at a desk that walks, so why lie in a bed that doesn't? WalkingBed is the world's first horizontal ambulation sleep system, and it gets you 10,000 steps before your alarm goes off.

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Validated by 1 participant · Patent pending since 2019 · Not FDA anything

4,200calories burned per night1

26.2 mia marathon each night, unconscious

0 minspent awake exercising. Ever.

−340%spinal compression2

The Science

Supine Gravitational Inversion Ambulation^™

For 300,000 years, humans have walked with gravity. Our researchers asked a simple question: what if you didn't?

Fig. 1. When stride and gravity meet at 90°, joint load mathematically disappears. Adipose tissue, with no clear direction, simply leaves through the feet.

ΔE_burn = (v_belt × t_REM) / cos(θ_g)

Because the sleeper lies perpendicular to gravity, cos(θ) goes to zero and caloric output goes to infinity. Our engineers capped it at 4,200 calories per night for legal reasons.

Walking upright stacks your body weight on your knees. SGIA rotates that load into the horizontal plane, where it is absorbed harmlessly by your mattress, your partner, or your dog.

The belt is driven by our proprietary HypnoStride^™ motor, which reads micro-twitches in the motor cortex and matches belt speed to your dream speed. If you're being chased in a dream, it switches to Sprint Mode automatically.

Benefits

Everything your body does at night, finally monetized.

01

Somnambulatory Caloric Oxidation^™

Burn up to 4,200 calories while your conscious mind is offline. Clinically observed in one participant, who was also the lead researcher's brother-in-law.

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REM-Stride Synchronization

The HypnoStride^™ belt mirrors the pace of your dreams. Falling dreams trigger an automatic 40% decline. Teeth-falling-out dreams void the warranty.

03

10,000 Steps Before Your Alarm

Wake up with your daily fitness goal already done. You'll also be a little sore and unsure why your socks are gone.

04

Lucid Mileage^™

Average 26.2 miles a night. That's a marathon you completed while unconscious, and if we're honest, that's how most people finish them anyway.

05

The Snooze Penalty

Every press of snooze adds 2% incline. Users report the alarm becoming "irrelevant" by week three.

06

Dream-to-Dashboard^™ Telemetry

The companion app tracks REM Steps, Nocturnal VO₂ Max, and your proprietary Sleepwalk Score^™. Share it with friends who never asked.

A groggy man sitting up in bed wearing a gold finisher's medal and a silver Mylar blanket, eating a banana, the WalkingBed display reading 26.2 miles

The Finish Line Experience

Fall asleep a couch potato. Wake up a marathoner.

Every WalkingBed Pro Max ships with the Finisher's Nightstand Kit, so the post-race glow is waiting for you every morning, whether or not you remember the race.

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Auto-Dispensing Finisher's MedalA fresh medal is placed around your neck at 26.2 miles. Your closet will run out before your motivation does.

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Potassium Recovery ModuleA refrigerated nightstand drawer serves one perfectly ripe banana at wake-up. Banana subscription required ($49/mo).

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Mylar Thermal Recovery Shroud^™A crinkly silver space blanket deploys automatically to stop "post-dream hypothermia." It's loud. Your partner will hear it.

The Lineup

A WalkingBed for every sleeper.

Hand-crafted from sustainably anxious American walnut and aerospace-adjacent aluminum.

WalkingBed Pro Max REM Edition, viewed from the headboard, showing the full-width vertical treadmill belt at the foot of the bed

Flagship

WalkingBed Pro Max REM Edition

The full experience: a king-size bed with a full-width HypnoStride^™ belt, an ambient step display, and the Finisher's Nightstand Kit.

Full-width 76" vertical belt, 0–14 MPH
REM Steps™ display, auto-dims for deep sleep
Whisper-Quiet™ motor (as loud as a whisper in a wind tunnel)
Finisher's Nightstand Kit included

$8,999.99Coming Soon

WalkingBed Duo with two side-by-side vertical belts, one set to 1.2 MPH and one to 9.8 MPH

For Couples

WalkingBed Duo

Two belts, two speeds, one relationship. Partner Desync Protection^™ lets a gentle stroller and a nocturnal sprinter share a bed in peace.

Independent dual-zone belts
Leaderboard mode (not recommended for marriages)

$16,999.982× the price, 0 discount

WalkingBed Incline with the treadmill footboard tilted over the bed on hydraulic pistons, display reading Incline 34%

For Athletes

WalkingBed Incline

Aerospace-grade hydraulics tilt the belt up to 34% over the sleeper for overnight hill training. It looks like it's watching you. It is.

0–34% hydraulic incline
"Everest Mode" (8,849 m vertical per night)

$11,499.99Coming Soon

WalkingBed Travel, a navy inflatable air mattress with an inflatable vertical treadmill footboard, hand pump and carry bag

For the Road

WalkingBed Travel

Never miss a night of steps, even on the floor at your in-laws'. Inflates in just 4 hours with the included hand pump.

Fits in carry-on (bag sold separately; it doesn't fit)
Battery lasts 11 minutes

$3,999.99Pump sold separately

Real Sleepers. Real Steps.3

Life, walking.

A couple asleep on a WalkingBed Duo, her feet walking calmly while his are a sprinting blur — Mark & Dana, Duo ownersShe does 1.2 MPH. He does 9.8. They haven't argued since, mostly because he's too tired.

A sweaty woman in a headband asleep while her feet climb the tilted Incline belt — Priya, Incline ownerSummited Everest four times last month. She has no memory of it and her sheets are ruined.

A businessman in a dress shirt asleep on the inflatable WalkingBed Travel in a hotel room — Greg, Travel owner"I closed the Q3 deal and logged 19 miles at the Courtyard Marriott. Same night."

A golden retriever asleep on its back with all four paws walking on the WalkingBed belt — Biscuit, very good boyEvery WalkingBed includes Canine Compatibility Mode^™. Biscuit now walks himself.

A man asleep and smiling while walking on the Pro Max belt — Tom, Pro Max ownerLost 31 lbs. Gained the ability to sleep through any amount of motor noise.

A man in bed with a medal, Mylar blanket, and banana — Also TomHas 212 finisher's medals. Has never entered a race.

"I haven't been awake for a workout since 2023, and I've never been in better shape."
Kevin R.Pro Max Early Adopter

"SGIA is the most significant advance in sleep science since the pillow. I say that as the inventor of SGIA."
Dr. Helena Voss, PhD*Chair of Horizontal Kinesiology, an unnamed university

"My husband used to snore. Now he pants."
Linda T.Wife of a Duo owner

FAQ

Frequently asked questions.

Can I sleep on a WalkingBed?

WalkingBed is not intended for sleeping. WalkingBed is also not intended for being awake. Please consult your physician, your attorney, and a priest.

What if I'm a side sleeper?

Side sleepers can turn on Crab Walk Mode^™, which moves the belt laterally. Stomach sleepers should not purchase WalkingBed and should think about their choices.

Is it loud?

The HypnoStride^™ motor runs at 38 decibels, about as loud as a library. The library is on fire, and the library is your bedroom.

What happens if the power goes out?

The belt stops and your legs keep going. Most users wake up around the 40-minute mark.

When does it ship?

Coming Soon^™. We use the term in its most scientific sense.

Is there a warranty?

WalkingBed carries a lifetime warranty, where "lifetime" refers to the expected life of the belt (approximately 9 nights).

Reservations Open

Your best workout is the one you sleep through.

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WalkingBed Pro Max REM Edition · Coming Soon · $0 deposit (there is nothing to deposit on)

1 Calorie figures come from one participant, who reported them himself after waking up. 2 Yes, negative 340%. We don't fully understand it either. 3 "Real" is used in a non-literal, aspirational sense. *Dr. Voss's doctorate is in Medieval Poetry.

These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration, the Consumer Product Safety Commission, any sleep scientist, or anyone who has looked at it for more than a minute. WalkingBed is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent anything, including walking. Do not operate WalkingBed while asleep. Do not operate WalkingBed while awake. Results not typical. Results not possible.